Imagine calling a a guy who owns a .com and another dude whose podcast is exclusive to the largest audio streaming service in the world “the dark web.”

If you don’t own a gun yet, buy one ASAP because it’s going to get a lot harder for people like you in the coming years

You would literally lose your job and social life in the US if you said this in America about immigrants lol

Go get your gun and brownshirt then Rambo

Use a DNS adblocker on your router and mobile network. 10x easier than it sounds. I haven’t seen an ad on my screen that I didn’t want in years.

You are not one of the good guys

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Promise?

I remember when “analog horror” was when the VCR ate your rental tape

This article is literally just an excuse to show you affiliate links.

If Whenever

Most things shouldn’t. It just gives bad writing a crutch to stand on.

The economy isn’t dictated by some natural law and the metrics that we measure it’s state are completely arbitrary.

The economy exists only to improve the lives of the people who make it. If the people (overwhelmingly) say the economy is bad, then we already have the answer and need to work backwards from that. The fact that stock market reports say otherwise doesn’t address that fact anymore than “the sky is blue” counters “I’m hungry.”

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Been getting a lot of mileage out of this quote

I was making fun of you. Literally every authority said for months leading up to Nov. 5th said “the election has never been more secure,” and we made fun of the MAGAs for saying it was going to be rigged. We don’t get to change our mind just because we didn’t get the outcome we wanted.

Is it our turn to claim election fraud?

Continuing off OP’s list, the last PS3 game was released in 2020

Same reason that some people have spray tans or workout until their hearts can’t take it anymore. It’s seen as attractive in the culture.

Edit: The Grand Tour did a pretty funny bit on this when Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond tried becoming more American

This is literally just the technotheistic version of “guns don’t kill people, people kill people.”