Chat, j’ai pété

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

:(

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Incredible joke 10/10

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Talk to Arizona iced tea cans

This is so frustrating because it will not charge the steam deck at 45w, despite being more than capable. And of course if I use a different, capable, power supply on the laptop, it complains about low wattage

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Honestly, they are spitting on the good image of Pitbull

You could be the 4th member!

That’s pretty lit that you learned that today

Holy Toledo!

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”