Dillon is like Mattison. When he is averaging more than 1.5 ypc you can’t help but think, “holy shit he’s lightning it up right now”

Fucking hell, there’s going to be like 12 NFC teams with a 6-6 record after tonight isn’t there

Remember Dorsey Levens? He was pretty good

Tyreek Hill is going to surpass 2,000 yards and Jalen Hurts 15 one-yard touchdowns will still somehow win him MVP

Quick, someone post Rodgers stat line in his 12th game as a starter so we know what to expect from Jordan Love tonight.

Tom didn’t retire because he didn’t have it anymore. He retired because he didn’t have the audacity to succumb to the state of this league

I consider myself a pretty hardcore Vikings fan. Never heard of Sheldon Day in my life. Ask me before tonight, I’d say “who?”

Imagine Fields with an offensive play caller…

I like you Dobbs. You tried homie.

Me in front of my wife, 5 year old, and 4 month old: “fuck this motherfucking bullshit game. Straight up rape of my eyes”

Wife: “you want to turn it off and go to bed?”

Me “…no”

Brian Flores is about to Latrell Sprewell Josh Dobbs

Dobbs, I appreciate you, but take a seat bro

Eddie George in his current state is the best running back you’ll see on screen tonight.

Great attempt by Addison on that catch but I don’t think it was close enough to overturn bros. Process and all

Good of Pace to try to force a fumble but in a 3rd down situation just make the damn tackle

Thank fuck the Wild don’t play tonight. I can do without my Dad updating me on the Wild score during a Vikings primetime game. Like dawg, I don’t give a fuck

You assholes have 2 of the top 5 draft picks in a top heavy draft. What the fuck is a week 12 game to you? Take it now and don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Harrison Smith, I beg of you, Force a vintage pick 6

These one score games are inevitable. I’ve accepted that

Ingredients for shifting momentum and turning the ball over: one Mattison