And god said, to Noah, “There’s gonna be a floody floody”

I do, at the end of the day.

Black as midnight on a moonless night

Majora’s Ass

Randy why don’t you go on and eat a cheeseburger you basketball eating walrus assed motherfucker

Fuck off Randy

10/20

Me and a friend joke about a guy (We’re all middle-aged) we knew who seemed kinda shady, but not in the hitman/gangster aspect. More in the relationship department.

He would go off “camping” on his own, never inviting his girlfriend, for a few days in the woods, that was about 5 miles from his home (he owned that house, leaving her there alone)…

He’d go to 4 day music festivals alone, even though he had no interest in music.

One time he had plans to visit his girlfriends family on Xmas day, which was about 200 miles away. By 4pm he still wasn’t ready to go, which caused an argument… Which resulted in him walking from his home to another city, about 25 miles away.

He kept, in his bedroom, a box of women’s underwear, which didn’t belong to his long term girlfriend of about 15 years. She told us about this after she found them (queue the Se7en jokes).

Creepy never-nudes.

Sky hooks

Having conversations with kids is fantastic. I love seeing their ranges and choices of vocabularies, and what they get excited about when talking to you.

What type of YouTube videos are keeping you entertained today?

I’d probably miss so hard, but I have zero sniping experience.

I bet it’s in his pocket.

You ok bro?

This President is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

I believe the ‘corn’ in ‘corned beef’ refers to the size of the salt chunks used as a preservative.

I enjoyed it, and I’m gonna buy a nice version of it for my collection. But I appreciate that like most media, it’s subjective to your own tastes.

I finally read ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’

Also to add, a lot of native speaking adults also struggle with the th sounding words, generally due to local accents.