Wow! I live in a state that requires rabies vaccinations, so I had no clue that it wasn’t actually required in other states!

Cats, particularly kittens. I do a whole lot of fostering, particularly with very young and/or sick kittens. At this very moment, I have 16 fosters from 4 different litters.

I suspect the confusion might be do to regional language differences? Where I’m from, a “bench” is something usually used for sitting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bench_(furniture)

Yeah, that one really confused me because I’m almost certain that I’ve previously mixed some conditioner directly in my hair bleach mixture, and still have no clue what the potential problem is.

Hawaii!

I mostly hung out with some of the “weird” kids. I think it was 5th or 6th grade when I decided that I wanted to hang out with the popular kids, and I guess I managed to succeed, because a year or two later, one of my classmates told me how popular I had been. I never felt popular though, and the time I spent trying to be popular was just constant stress because almost everyone else in that group is also worried about being accepted.

I consider high heels, fishnet stockings, and/or exposed bra straps to be a sexual things. Does that mean no one else is allowed to wear any of those in public now?

Joke’s on them! They’re annoying me into saving my money!

Nope. I haven’t bought anything other than a Pixel since they were known as Nexus. Originally because they were cheap, but decent, then because they were easy to tinker with, and now because it’s the only phone that runs Graphene OS. If I need to buy a new phone, I just look for whichever Pixel is cheapest, and that’s my new phone.

Every time I hear his name, I get mixed up with Bhad Bhabie and wonder WTF is wrong with people for still paying her any attention. Then realize, apparently it’s just me. I’m the problem.

Wait, for real? Is that an actual thing? I zoomed in trying to figure out what that is, and that was my conclusion, but I also concluded that I couldn’t possibly be right…

Cats. I probably argue too much with people about the “correct” descriptions of coat colors/patterns, as I really like learning about the genetics behind them. Lots of other cat related stuff too, such as diet & training/behavior.

I prefer silence, but had to get a white noise machine to help drown out the neighbors. Nothing crazy, I’m just sensitive and grumpy.

2 eggshells of water

What a random measurement! Does that mean just half the shell, full of water, twice? I realize precision here is probably unnecessary, but my brain is just really struggling!

I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

https://xkcd.com/927/

It’s also printed on In-N-Out drink cups & Forever 21 plastic bags.

I recently had a coworker who would frequently get an error message while completing their time card. The message was slightly cryptic, something like “invalid cost center”, but no indication (in the message) of which line(s). This happened so often, that when they would call me to complain that they were getting an error, I usually already knew what error they were getting, but for some reason, they could never remember the steps to find & correct it and had to call me every time.

Ahhh… Yeah, I’m not big on ice cream or milk (but love cheese, which it seems they don’t sell), so that would explain why I’m only vaguely aware of the name.