ReCaptcha hasn’t been about clicking stuff or behaving a certain way on the page for a long time. It’s about browser fingerprinting and tracking you all over the internet, analyzing your browsing behavior, and Google deciding if you’re worthy.

Fuck captcha.

What if I feel dorceless?

Okay fine. ChatGPT, convert it back.

Ohoho, I think we can all agree on that, no matter the orientation.

I say let them try. If they actually innovate, we can only win. I’ll believe it when I see it, but currently steam has a monopoly by virtue, and we know how that ended for Intel, noVideo, Microslop, goggle and pretty much every other monopoly. It’s just GabeN holding the line before enshittification takes hold, and they’re already very active against European ownership laws.

They do, when tragedy is publicized. Fucking parasites.

I’m at a wedding today. I only know my family. My dad is best man. People are either 25 years older or 15 years younger than me. The older ones know my dad and I look a lot like him.

Please kill me.

20 screeching libtards with blue hair vs gigachad alpha male

And then they train AI even harder on it.

The US legal system is incredibly fucked. You take plea deals even though you’re innocent because if you don’t, the judge and prosecutor are so biased they’ll lock you up with hardly a shed of evidence, or the legal costs will bankrupt you and your family, or you’ll spend years behind bars before a sentence is decided on. So he might just have to take a tactical approach because “there was a gun” and the jury would probably convict, anyway - because of course they’re chosen for their biases, too.

Right? I had a friend quote “I only got so many mini mes swimming in me” and I was like dude, sex isn’t over just because peepee go limp.

And then you might have to escape every escape character because it needs to go into a string first, making everything even more complex.

Regex search is such a life changer.

TIL groups can be used to look for repeating strings.

They got you thinking it would be socialism.

No, you see, when I’m in charge, everything will be peachy! It’s the other oligarchs that are the problem.

Years ago we made fun of the concept of an Apple Car. Now everything is Apple Cars.

Do you take screenshots of all of your prompts just in case you need to litigate later?

Okay, but how do you prove any specific allegation when the responses are dynamic?

Always with the whataboutism smh my head