Fabricated and jolly, I say!

We’re all kids at heart. Go and press the button, it’s fine!

Get the fucking money out of fucking politics. Solves around 90% of all conflict of interest issues.

Honest advertising for a change.

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Switzlerand is a breeze. Digital, prompt led, explanations next to the form fields, import of previous year. Takes five minutes to upload a phone scan of a few documents, a bit longer for more complex data entry like trading dates.

So you’re saying that position is open, too?

Mostly water.

Only in combination with a previous third type of accelerator.

Gas, you say? Are you sure?

Only because they took the drugs out.

Hey wait, I can do that! Where do I apply?

And ofc she wants to make it big. Get a huge valuation on a company with just a potential customer base (Google, M$ etc will all be paying her!) in six months and then sell. She asked me to invest. I declined.

Oh absolutely.

I’ve yet to see a high school that has classes between 10pm and 6am, though.

I get so insecure when sperm donor scenes in movies hand over three cups of sperm. Then again, the naked gun is probably bad reference material.

They had Skype! It was the verb for video calling for god’s sake! How do you LOSE so BADLY so CONSISTENTLY and STILL have investors.

Wife of a friend argues that “burger flippers” shouldn’t earn enough money. She agrees there’s a market for burgers and that the jobs need to be filled, but the people shouldn’t be compensated for their time. You can’t change her mind.

Do it.

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“All the time!”

Welp, can’t really prove it disprove the claim, so conversation over either way.

It’s all consensual.