I was at a friend’s house and he has a bidet. Seat warmer automatic lid actuator, and everything. It was nasty, though, so I started wondering if the bidet actually makes sure to not blast the remains of whomever’s last night’s taco bell diarrhea straight into my small intestines or if we’re poop buddies now by means of involuntary stool transplant.
- 1 Post
- 757 Comments
Man, fuck their course restructuring. “Here, learn these 50 words real quick, also 10 new kanji. No biggie, right?”
;_;
Randelung@lemmy.worldtoMental Health@lemmy.world•What's taking up your emotional bandwidth at the moment?English
1·5 days agoStill haven’t found the time to organize my new flat, the locksmith didn’t know anything about a lock change, my deposit account was never finalized, i only recently got access to the parking space I’m renting, the name plates have gone missing, the air con window insert i imagine is apparently too alien to imagine for diy specialists. I’ve cleared about 10 more things; a ceiling needed to be painted, the kitchen hotplate needed to be completely dis- and reassembled, the fridge was missing jnserts, some cabinets didn’t close.
It’s been 2.5 months since I’ve moved in. I’m exhausted.
But hey, I set up the surround sound and moved the media server to its definitive place, so one less loop. Still missing the projector, for which i have to calibrate the image before mounting it…
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•The Backlash Is So Strong That People With “Pervert Glasses” Are Afraid to Use Them in PublicEnglish
1·7 days agoThat’s “guns don’t kill people” but for face cameras. And if the thing doesn’t have a camera, they’re not really perv glasses, so no issue. That’s “not all men” for perv glasses.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•The Backlash Is So Strong That People With “Pervert Glasses” Are Afraid to Use Them in PublicEnglish
61·7 days agoDid they really think “yes, let’s make Glasshole v2” and nobody gave it a second thought?
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Android@lemmy.world•Fairphone 6 Review: The Ethical SmartphoneEnglish
1·8 days agoI hear good things about /e/OS, too, but the switch is a risky time investment and I don’t know if my banking apps will continue to work. I think I’ll have to switch an even older phone first, seeing as my Pixel has outgrown its shell.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Android@lemmy.world•Fairphone 6 Review: The Ethical SmartphoneEnglish
2·8 days agoI have come to dislike mine. Stock Android bc I couldn’t get it with /e/ and my old phone was blowing up. Didn’t dare to lose the Google backup.
Weekly freezes requiring hard resets, Bluetooth issues, internet issues, graphical stuttering. I got it for the replaceable battery, but damn, now I don’t want it at all.
Also ropes.
I can go to 31. In binary.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Switzerland bolted 5,000 solar panels onto a dam wall 8,000 feet up in the freezing Alps. The plant now makes three times more winter power than any farm down in the valleysEnglish
171·15 days agoYeah, the fears about nucular are global I’m afraid. The Swiss decided 40 years ago that they would no longer invest in nuclear energy and massively reduce upkeep on the existing reactors, thereby making issues a self fulfilling prophecy. Most of the reactors have now reached their end of life, if not ten years ago. So turning them off is really a necessity, but building new ones now would be stupid.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Getting called out by the actual platform
4·16 days agoI use arch btw.
Randelung@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Mark Zuckerberg tells staff that AI agents haven’t progressed as quickly as he’d hopedEnglish
18·17 days agoSure, revolutionize the whole concept of artificial intelligence in the span of three years, but it’s not fast enough for clueless CEOs and shareholders.
… You know what, you’re right! Let’s just cut our losses and stop the whole thing.
Lol, defeated by the hand test. Look at her knuckles.
They had us in the first 83%.
That is the superlative, so






… to also implode? Let’s hope so, maybe the Mamdanis have a chance, then.