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  • Randelung@lemmy.worldtoDull Men's Club@lemmy.worldI joined the bidet club
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    13 hours ago

    I was at a friend’s house and he has a bidet. Seat warmer automatic lid actuator, and everything. It was nasty, though, so I started wondering if the bidet actually makes sure to not blast the remains of whomever’s last night’s taco bell diarrhea straight into my small intestines or if we’re poop buddies now by means of involuntary stool transplant.



  • Still haven’t found the time to organize my new flat, the locksmith didn’t know anything about a lock change, my deposit account was never finalized, i only recently got access to the parking space I’m renting, the name plates have gone missing, the air con window insert i imagine is apparently too alien to imagine for diy specialists. I’ve cleared about 10 more things; a ceiling needed to be painted, the kitchen hotplate needed to be completely dis- and reassembled, the fridge was missing jnserts, some cabinets didn’t close.

    It’s been 2.5 months since I’ve moved in. I’m exhausted.

    But hey, I set up the surround sound and moved the media server to its definitive place, so one less loop. Still missing the projector, for which i have to calibrate the image before mounting it…