Well, some of them are very attractive.

Are you … defending the tariffs?

It’s just honestly sad. How do you get lodged so far up your own ass that even the ones you trust and “interacted positively for years” with can’t even demonstrate to you that you’re plain wrong.

Remember when autorun.ini was considered harmful?

The kitty is about 10% chicken when it’s done.

Not resign, be removed.

Also, wouldn’t it be easier to have a puppet run and him VP until a “sudden but debilitating illness” regrettay forcing Annoying Orange to take over again?

Damn you, House, you owe me 20 clinic hours!

Shit, I gotta dial up the woke more.

Human rights for everyone, I guess? Will that do it?

Or Swiss, but certainly nowhere else in Europe.

Pringles not handling passwords correctly!? I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Quick, throw your phone away, it’s burning! Why are you still using a Galaxy Note 7!?

Yeah, but that bar is straight fire. 🔥🔥 🔥

… to also implode? Let’s hope so, maybe the Mamdanis have a chance, then.

I was at a friend’s house and he has a bidet. Seat warmer automatic lid actuator, and everything. It was nasty, though, so I started wondering if the bidet actually makes sure to not blast the remains of whomever’s last night’s taco bell diarrhea straight into my small intestines or if we’re poop buddies now by means of involuntary stool transplant.

Man, fuck their course restructuring. “Here, learn these 50 words real quick, also 10 new kanji. No biggie, right?”

;_;

Still haven’t found the time to organize my new flat, the locksmith didn’t know anything about a lock change, my deposit account was never finalized, i only recently got access to the parking space I’m renting, the name plates have gone missing, the air con window insert i imagine is apparently too alien to imagine for diy specialists. I’ve cleared about 10 more things; a ceiling needed to be painted, the kitchen hotplate needed to be completely dis- and reassembled, the fridge was missing jnserts, some cabinets didn’t close.

It’s been 2.5 months since I’ve moved in. I’m exhausted.

But hey, I set up the surround sound and moved the media server to its definitive place, so one less loop. Still missing the projector, for which i have to calibrate the image before mounting it…

AngularJS

That’s “guns don’t kill people” but for face cameras. And if the thing doesn’t have a camera, they’re not really perv glasses, so no issue. That’s “not all men” for perv glasses.

The camera.