I think he may have soul doubt.

The joke is on you; I was being serious!

Honestly though, I wouldn’t be certain it was sarcasm either given the many unfortunate belief systems I’ve encountered on the Internet.

It’s Bill and Ted’s Incellent Adventure.

You win time, friend. But I will return!

Although…nah. You win. Until next time!

Not sure what you’re talking about; it looked more factmongering to me.

It’s good to see Florida really taking the lead on tackling the issues that matter.