I learned to juggle before I started writing 2k-7k words a day, btw.

I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it’s a matter of going through with something so ballsy.

Y’know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.

The joke is, I’m an artist. I work with confidence.

crickets

Confidence arts? Con arts! That’s what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.

There are people smarter than you who get the joke

Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.

I would love to meet some guy’s girlfriend in a room. I would give her the d, all day and all night and everything is blue. Shit, sorry. Music in the background.

By counterintelligence effect, I mean it is completely random but I sawhow funny it was to do in this order, for the effect idiots have

It’s in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.

As far as people I want to violate most, HR of Spectrum is top of the list. They fired me for using the bathroom of my preferred gender. Not technically. Technically, I used the “wrong” bathroom before being grilled for hours on end by HR and security to be let off on a technicality they forced in skillful manner. Y’know, they forced me to contradict myself on my interview when it was a bullshit question. Still got fired. I’ll molest HR til the end of days because of that, because I know they’re fucking people harder than me.

I wasn’t allowed to do this. It was sacrilegious in my house because my mom and dad had secular rules which predicated over all else. I had to jump through hoop for narcissists, and then one died, and the other hurt me terribly. I forgive him, but I am hurt now by how he has seemingly thrown me away. I’m suicidal most days, but I was banned from c/mental_health or whatever because I’m too damaged to be of value to those mods. I am a n*gger apparently, according to those mods. That which I am is never good enough, so the mods ARE my parents, and so by the rules, I offer my mouth for them to piss in. Inferior I am.

Not good enough. Always not good enough to be accepted as I am. By the content of my being I am subhuman to some people. Now go ahead and bane me because I know it’s a mafia here on lemmy world as Ghislene Maxwell was mafia lord on Reddit. Do it. Do it.

Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine’s true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election…

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I got top goals, bro

Bucket list:

Take over Mormon Church

Take over the United States

Form “legal” harem

Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

Learn to juggle

So y’know, I’ve done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I’ve already done. List is in no order.

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Go, go gabba gotcha!

Man, all I want is to non-sexually explain my strangeness in development, that the average prude would assume is sexual by default. I lost my “mom” five times, alright? I’m a little weird. Can I talk about this stuff to heal skillfully? Asking the gods here…

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I genuinely had a major psychological problem for two years after seeing this which aided in my disassociation with my body in the wake of my MKULTRA programming.

I’ll deliver you from evil if you ride me furiously, and let me ferociously feast upon your genitals, in jest of course (oral sex+++++)!

Normally, I just open my apartment door and masturbate in quiet, but noticeable passing while the delivery driver brings the package to my door. 9/10 times, when it’s a woman of any sex, they participate, but it’s 3/10 men that participate, and 1/10 of women call the cops, 3/10 of men, and 3/10 of men try to whoop your ass. That is honest gonzo reporting, right there.

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