You don’t want to sell me death sticks.

Chimken

Antibiotics

Steroids

Carl wheezer

That’s a lot of cum

You don’t even get to date malevola so dispatch is pretty shit as a dating sim.

you’re gonna feel real stupid when that meteor comes for round 2

using linux doesn’t protect me when i still run microsoft games on it i guess. it’s poetic in a way.

AI toys for children are powered by lemmy users?

if ai doesn’t exist then who is playing against me when i set the other civilizations to ai in rise of nations

We should program bots to feel pain when they get blocked.

I don’t remember the details because it was 9 months ago but I’m pretty sure they were serious. It didn’t feel funny enough to be a joke at least.

It took kyle from us.

The just do it m16 goes kinda hard

So true bestie

I liked the zompreg

I saw a post once that had a content warning for music. Just. Music.

i don’t even know if i’m joking anymore honestly

Look up how many years it’ll take for iron stars to form and multiply that by six.

It’ll trickle down.

I know a guy who did this. Use the entire worldgen for the overland map, locations, and factions then would handcraft some dungeons in fortress mode. Sounded like a lot of work but worth it.