So they’ll have to give her a job again. But then she won’t be homeless anymore.

I can confirm, having a job (or 3) does not provide a home.

you can only do that so many times before you run out of money, materials, water, or places to build

That’s someone else’s problem. Hopefully someone after they’re dead, but as long as they have their golden parachute, who cares?

Shame, I guess you’ll have to stab some tires. No choice, really.

Make sure you don’t poke any high pressure tires, your hands and arm bones will thank you!

Ooh nice, cheaper eco-friendly alternative!

Girl, some days…

As an American, what the fuck are you talking about?

Good to see the police openly lying

… Have they ever done anything else?

You are the stones that Merry and Pippin thew into the Sirannon that were minding their business, not a soul in sight, and then splash you’re at the bottom of a river that got dammed up. Never to be seen again, nobody caring about you at all.

One day everything you knew and we’re got completely upended by something that didn’t give you a second thought, and now you’re just supposed to deal with it.

Damn I’ve got so many women to cut ties with, since apparently we can’t be just friends and my wife would probably not be okay with me lusting after all of them.

Oh wait, I forgot this isn’t a twisted manosphere world, it’s real life!

Valve stem tool. Any bike shop worth going to will have one, and almaot any auto shop should have some.

Loosen the stem, and you don’t even have to sit there letting the air out. Just walk away and let it deflate.

This looks more like someone did it on purpose.

They’re all shifted down by one

$250 non refundable application deposit?

LMAO I’d sooner torch the rental property than pay just to APPLY to hopefully live there.

My wife and I were looking at realtors and one told us we would need to provide our credit card info to look at properties, and I just laughed and said “go fuck yourself” and hung up.

The only valid response, IMO.

The fact that people actually pay this shit is infuriating.

That’s right up there with calling Epsteins victims “underage women” instead of CHILDREN

Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they’re totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.

No, they do a 360 into dinos and moonwalk away.

I read them, UN.

So there’s at least one more!

regular hours.

Apologies, but as someone who has never worked in an office, “regular hours” is a meaningless phrase.

Plus, im sure more than a few of the agents involved were salty at being yanked off real jobs to comb through thousands of pages to hide evidence their president is a rapist.

Pinch or 12 of salt and all that, but a coworker’s brother WAS in the FBI until June, and apparently a lot of people are actively quitting or bare minimum looking for new jobs specifically due to Trump and his administration

BUT HER EEEEEEEEMAAIILSSSSSSSS