

When we had home games in high school, varsity players could play an intro song over the PA.
I went with the intro to The Salt in Our Wounds- Thulsa Doom Remix by HIM.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AvQBU9PMuHY
I was super-heavyweight, so I was always the last match. That was my final-boss theme. I thought I was such a badass.
Edit: my best friend at the time, who was undefeated since 8th grade, went with the choral part of the greatest man who ever lived by Weezer. It was funny every time.









This seems like the pinacle of sensationalized bullshit. You’re going to be fine. Flushing the toilet has never killed anyone.
There are people who literally eat shit as a fetish. If you’re afraid of the possibility of errant molecules, you need to go outside.