While this is the correct answer, in my case, with my LG OLED acting as a PC monitor, I have to leave networking on or else I have to manually power it on and off with the remote.

I’d be interested to see the median net worth after removing the top 1%, but I can’t be bothered to Google it atm …

White lithium garage door grease, actually. Work with what ya got, as pappy used to say

I went a tad further and took every pin out of every hinge, then cleaned and coated with white silicone grease. Aaahhhhh., sweet silence.

Thank you for making me aware of this. Nitrogen is going to be my go-to method for euthanasia if Alzheimer’s or dementia comes knocking on my door. It looks like a little research will be needed to ensure proper, ahem, execution of said plan.

I have Zoysia on one side and Bermuda on the other and I’ve mowed twice already as well, to get rid of the dead before the new arrives. Filling one bag per pass wasn’t fun, but it feels good to have a nice start to the year.