I will never know that kind of progress. I love that song but I cannot listen to it without crying, it’s so sad.

You Oughta Know if you’re mad about it

Don’t Speak if you’re sad about it

I hate this tradition fiercely and I’m glad to have moved to a place where sneezes are generally ignored. As they should be.

I haven’t driven in 4 years, and this has given me road rage on my couch.

You have to shake the container otherwise the top third is oat water.

Otherwise, try chocolate Oatly and a little sugar for a sort of mocha. It’s my standard coffee drink at home.

How isn’t this the top answer

I’m like a rotisserie chicken in there

Omg I hope my daughter never discovers this condition exists

No but I see them casually having conversations while running with their friends annd that seems like magic to me. I get embarrassed at how I breathe after a flight of stairs or if I have to hurry a little crossing the street.

I would die for this dog, of course he can be on my bed.

In California, I knew a lady who had tried apps and dating traditionally-met men, and by the time I met her she had been in a handful of somewhat serious relationships. She was 33 and ready but single Bay Area men are notoriously not, from what I heard from several single women. So she asked her parents and sisters to help. They are from India. I was a bit shocked by this but her logic was strong. She’s like my parents know the real me better than anyone. Maybe sometimes better than I know myself. They know what I need and I trust them. We lost touch not long after that so idk how it turned out but she was a great catch in my opinion. But she was happy for the help from family.

We went to Gdańsk in May 2023, let me tell you it was soooo affordable/cheap, esp coming from Norway. Amazing comfort food, sweet people, beautiful sights and the WW2 museum was amazing, and we aren’t usually museum people. Big recommend! Sopot (I think that’s the spelling) is a little beach town right outside Gdańsk and it’s also really nice!

What the fuck is a Tamagotchi

Reminds me of Dana calling Dr Robby «Cap» on The Pitt.

My job is unimportant. I manage a bakery that I do not own. But I can’t do it poorly. Like even though I literally do not care if the building burns to the ground, I still act like Customer Service Barbie as soon as I’m clocked in.

Knitting and worrying

Husband and I have seen The Decemberists something like 6-8 times. I love this band, I love its unique style, and they put on a show that just lifts my spirits every time. Even the time the whole venue was signing Everything is Awful in unison. I’ve seen them in KC, Omaha, Oakland, and London. When I see they’re touring, I buy tickets. Simple as.

Maybe he was the friend nobody likes. He certainly exudes that specific energy.

Omg wow what a fuckin cool guy

Gently I ask, do you think there’s a reason for that?