This part is technically correct, since both mainstream US parties and their voters are right wing

That explains why the Nazis were so interested in Antarctica

Why would minions help Jackson Pollock

What I’d do is a little media center / HTPC so my TVs stay dumb.

The conversion ratio is terrible. They need to start killing more white people for the good of the economy.

I don’t want my tax money being used to shelter 4chan users 😤

Look, we’re spread pretty thin since they canned USAid, I opened a ticket with IT and the wait time is two weeks.

All I’m saying is that everyone in Italy believes their capital city was founded by the twin sons of Mars, who survived drowning as infants and were raised by a wolf and a woodpecker.

I just learned they have an embassy here. I should email them asking for a flag

Biblically accurate sex

To be fair, they had to start from scratch after the US leveled the country and killed a quarter of the population.

I expected a lot better from you, DPRK

He does have half a point that it’s like moving to a place that is much less shit

That fucking commie Fidel killed my slave’s illiteracy

He picked the place where he’d be most likely of winning. Imagine a place that’s bad at voting by British standards. Now imagine the worst place.

If anything, the Rockies are proof Chile should go all the way up

It means a big change and new beginnings. Like half of the other tarot cards

The US is so corporate brained they stole Microsoft’s Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

Chongqing is nicknamed Fog City. I don’t know how apocryphal this is, but supposedly the fog helped hide it from the Imperial Japanese bombings.

And if there’s one thing I know about Chongqing, it’s that it’s hot and rainy.