They do make coiled USB-C cables. I got one for my laptop on Aliexpress.

That’s mocking the previous winner more than Trump, if you ask me

As far as animal studies go, I think getting bopped in the antenna with 65 degree thing might be as good as it gets, but I’m not a cricket, maybe that’s the worst feeling ever

It does slap but, running the risk of sounding prescriptivist, this meme format is better when first and last wojak use the same words but mean different things

END and the fight for the living world TIMES Naomi Klein Astra Taylor FASCISM

I feel like ZRAM showed up when prices were historically low

I think Epstein called him that in one of the emails

Depending on your definition of dead, a few doctors, nurses and emegency workers.

This just in: Carlos Hitlerio promises to allow the United States to extract oil and minerals

Same image but the one with the hat is also wearing the dress

It’s also used to claim under socialism there would be no innovation (there were literally no technological advancements until Adam Smith invented competition in 1776) and that the iPhone is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

What you see when you’re in Hell and a couple buys you a drink and say they really like your vibe

Socialism is when no iPhone, because electronics would inevitably move towards user serviceable designs that aren’t made to wastefully be replaced every year.

Genocide apologist says what

“Colonialism. The enforced spread of the rule of reason. But who is going to spread it among the colonizers?”

- Anthony Burgess apud Sean Bean

I got a loan at the Vatican Bank and to my surprise they do not forgive debts. In fact, they’re fairly inquisitive about them.

God, those Coke glasses are absolute pieces of shit. The edges are so thin you can’t convince me it wasn’t straight up designed to break.

And the Sun?

Kinda like USAID did for terrorists