The hard copies are hard to find and I don’t buy digital.

So, that explains one.

Normally you do that by speaking. Kirk poured it out through his neck.

The only problem with Kissinger being dead is that if hell is real, Satan suddenly has a powerful ally.

Every day a fascist dies choking on their own blood is a good day.

Charlie Kirk was a false flag.

Did you just “UHM ACKtually the earth IS flat!”

I made it as far as figuring out what countries my wife and I could easily get visas for with our respective lines of work and even started filling out forms. Then I realized all my friends are here. My family is here. We both like our jobs, our home. It’s just the people I some associate with that I don’t like.

Yeah it’s called Look Up.

Are you looking at cleavage? Stop it. Look up.

I like boobies too but dude take some personal responsibility. Let people live their lives

4: Go in to debt for more drugs

Frankensteins monster.

No no he wants pregnant women to start taking ibuprofen.

Next up, the rise in prenatal mortality is linked to Democrats somehow

Fun fact, when these were invented, Napoleon, yes that one, made them illegal, because they were too quiet.

As if they covered it before

I bet you have a neighbor that changes his own oil.

Gallowboob being a mod in retrospect makes a lot of sense. Fucker was probably taking content, reposting it and deleting the original constantly.

No one hates lefties more than lefties seem to hate each other.

Jesus being an idiot conservative has just got to be the easiest fucking thing.

I mean it wouldn’t be the FIRST time an inexplicably beloved and dementia ridden Republican has funded the Taliban.

It was outside the environment.

Nah, it’ll be expensive but just barely affordable for a decent size of the population.

The retirement age will be increased to 150.

No that was a separate piece of kit. You got the triangle, the compass, and the ruler in the same color plastic. If you were real cool your compass had like a ruler attached to it to make drawing the lines easier.