Nailed it

I love to hire people that post about hustle culture and sigma grindset. I can overwork them for the same pay.

Hell yes. Andrew Carnegie started his newspaper delivery business at 12. Michael Dell of Dell computers started selling trash bags door to door at 14. Become unstoppable kid.

You are right on everything except:

You literally can’t have dog in there bro. That’s a health department violation to have a dog, even a service dog, in a tattoo parlor. Period.

The state can and will revoke a tattoo license for that.