“upon further review, why you wastin’ our time with this, dude? it wasn’t even close”

Jets TDs today: 0

Joe Flacco TDs in the first quarter: 1

• LAC v Miami: 4 point lead, 2 minutes left. Lost 36-34.
• LAC v Tenn: 4 point lead, 3 minutes left. Lost 27-24 in OT.
• LAC v Dallas: Tied, 3 minutes left. Lost 20-17.
• LAC v Detroit: Tied, 3 minutes left. Lost 41-38.
• LAC v Green Bay: 4 point lead, 3 minutes left. Lost 23-20.

Why would Herbert do this? 🤷

this feeling has persisted for more than 8 hours

I may need to see a doctor

Fun fact: one of Atl/NO/TB will be a playoff team this year.

has any team in the NFL screwed up more promising opening drives than the Giants?

it feels like every week they move inside the 30 on the opening drive, then come up with some creative way to screw it up and go into a funk for the rest of the game.

He’d currently go top 5. There’s no way he stays in college and risks an injury that puts that in jeopardy.

His dad’s a hall-of-famer, he’s surely getting top-notch representation who’ve likely told him to not give any firm answers for the time being.

PUT IN MIKE WHITE

Dolphins were doing such a good job of grinding the clock down efficiently and sparing everyone the pain of this game, and now it’s slowed to a crawl. :|

MetLife turf claims another victim :(

me, before the play: just don’t take a sack don’t take a sack don’t take a sack

me: after the play: jesus

Deebo with 3x more time to throw than Geno

and, coincidentally, in a few weeks, Philly @ Dallas on SNF and Tenn @ Miami the next night on MNF

I had to check twice that this wasn’t an Onion article.

I feel attacked

oh man, wait until RedZone shows you what just happened with the Jets 😆

Dolphins trying hard to beat themselves today. :(

It felt like the Dolphins offense was just about to reach its peak form and then Achane got injured before he’d barely had three games in the lineup. I can’t wait for him to come back and I’m hoping he’s OK when he does.

instead of rebooting him, can they just boot him?

I’ll repost a comment I made this week about the Chargers (4-5) losses:

• 36-34 to Miami. 4 point lead with 2 minutes left.
• 27-24 to Tenn in OT. 4 point lead with 3 minutes left.
• 20-17 to Dallas. Tied with 3 minutes left.
• 31-17 to KC. Was 24-17 most of the 4th.
• 41-38 to Detroit. Tied with 3 minutes left.

They’re in every game right to the end and could easily have 7 or 8 wins right now.

They’ve probably dug themselves too deep a hole to get out of, but no one should confuse them for an easy W on their schedule.