Narrator: It didn’t.

Yeah, I’m similarly hoping for at least a spiritual BioShock successor.

I mean that I have a cabinet full of popcorn kernels at home

We should pop more often

At least one has room for a little creative exploration.

You’re way underestimating the BOM and engineering costs, and also eating directly into the shareholder value, communist.

At first glance this looked like it was going to be just another MOBA. Fingers crossed that this is more like Borderlands coöp.

Where’s my air popper gang at

The “beverage” one is a trap. It absolutely ruined my Pepsi.

Because that takes infinitely more resources than not doing it.

We’re all going to get what they deserve.

Or even better, use ImageMagick.

Finally some good news

Too bad the people we need to reach are literally incapable of understanding satire

In true American fashion, we “invented” something that already existed in a land we “discovered” while it was already inhabited.

Tin cans and string

So, exactly what we expected

They’ll tear it apart before it implodes. There won’t be some easy return to normalcy.

Zelda would be better

Everything in Java is a hidden pointer

Yes. Not an exaggeration.

Edit: I say the same thing as a bunch of other commenters, yet I’m downvoted? Who’s got a stick up their ass today?