What’s up, my cisgenda?
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Woah. Easy, fella
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
I think the Prime Directive is misunderstood. It’s simply a directive that’s wholly divisible only by itself and one.
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.
How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?
I love the German language. I’m sure they have a word for “why waste time creating new words when combining some old words will do.”
Imagine going from one of America’s heros after 9/11 to absolutely tanking your reputation and financial well being for the Cheeto in Chief
If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.
I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.
God. All I really want is to be able to sideload and app I developed without Apple’s approval.
And not bullying kids because of their chat bubble color would be cool, too
Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!