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Why doesnt everyone switch from Windows???

Futurama ended after 5 seasons

Next year we make slave auctions great again

Love that 30 day warranty

“The gang executes a CEO”

Are you suggesting that a simple faraday bag can neutralize an ankle monitor?

I found another suspect!

Obvious troll is obvious

Pwnd teh libs tho.

Since the democratic party has become arguably centered instead of left, its natural that a new left leaning party should become mainstream

Google trends shows that a search for “did Joe Biden drop out?” Spiked on election day.

Yes he did, months ago. American dont even know who they are voting for.

The coin isnt fake tho, its exactly what its supposed to be.

iirc the actual cause of the crash was a complete lack of barricades leading to the bridge, because India.

Seems like theres some widespread DNS problems again today

Most of their net worth is in assets, not dollars.

Guess what they do hold in dollars? Debt.

And what happens to debt when the dollar tanks?

Your mom is a funicular railway

Quebec isnt going to be happy

You shure ‘bout that?

Why not both