Dumbass

Every time my wife is wrong about something she accuses me of gaslighting, and all I can say is “no, you.”

Its also a strong possibility that FTL is and always will be impossible ☹️

War criminal!

I know you are but what am I?

Engagement bait

And a lot 1984

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One of the neighbors has it. Looks awesome.

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Yes, AND

Sometimes getting shafted is the end of the story

Thats how it works, yes.

Thats silly. Its a lot of extra work, and a crime.

They would file a lien on the property.

Its bougie

Literally the day laborers are waiting for a customer to hire them. (Usually a contractor or whatever needs extra hands)

Dont know where you live but around here there is ALWAYS room to pass no matter what the arrows say.

How else are you going to park a 24ft long F350?

Well, I am american.

I’ll wait for the freestyle machine so I can order laquer thinner in my favorite flavor

Italian astronaut Luca Parmitano Nearly died this way

Because he may still be armed? You know that he was willing to kill 5 seconds ago and no idea what other weapons he has