I don’t generally complain to Europeans about anything at all.

The babe with the power.

He reminds me of the babe!

Somewhere after refining your prompt for the tenth time because weird unsexy shit keeps showing up in the results, you have to ask yourself whether or not it’d be worth it to just learn to draw, no?

Calm Like a Bomb

It’s hard work, but at least it’s honest. Um.

🎵 You were the first Tuvix
🎵 Oh-wa, oh-ah
🎵 You were the last Tuvix

If that thing drinks a Red Bull, it’ll expand to fill whatever space it’s in.

And meanwhile, National Geographic didn’t make even ONE complaint!

Do better, Nintendo.

They also know I’m sensitive to criticism 🥺

Baron Harkonnen’s nephew? Wait no, he was a baddie.

If my performance must be judged, I’d prefer it be done by a disinterested observer. I could hardly expect my partners to be impartial, now could I?

Really makes you feel huge and significant, doesn’t it?

British toffs invented the term soccer.

The source of their satisfaction comes from hurting others, rather than improving themselves.

A penny saved is a penny earned!

Well, except when you account for inflation…

Most of the world calls it football

fútbol

Ramalamadingdong.

But the real question is who put it there?