You know what? Having a large number of trained military personnel (including the fucking marines) be victimised and removed from service by the US government might be a good thing in the long run.

So it’s two steps backwards from Lemmy?

Yeah, if anything, they’re MORE important in a gritty game with death and racism. The further a campaign is likely to go, the more you need to know what’s “too far”.

I’ll be honest, I was using the official app. But when a bunch of people jumped ship, I saw how much cooler the new ship was and jumped with them. And I still like this ship.

I’m guessing it’s vegan? And pepper is the main filling?

Nope. It’s from the heart.

I’m honestly pretty tired of “horny bard” jokes. Yes, bards are horny, but so is just about every other class. Why do you think a wizard spent hours learning how to charm people? Have you ever seen a paladin with chastity as one of their tenets? Warlocks are into magical findom. Monks have mastered the Open Palm with quick motions. And we all know what druids are getting up to.

Just gonna say it: paladins have the most perverse class features. Lay on hands, aura of courage, immunity to disease… “Give me a Con save against STI.” “Don’t worry, I brought (aura of) protection!”

I want to stress that a paladin also has a body count, and refuses to tell us which kind of body count that is.

The average person has one testicle, so who knows?

I’d just turn it into a running joke that roughly 50 different bandits have the same picture of the same woman in a locket, and another 30 keep sending money to the same “mother”. Then I’ll make a cult where the phrase “For the light in my darkness” is some twisted mantra.

Well, I consider Backdoor Sluts 9 to be a work of art, so I guess it’s not porn?

Did Shadowheart give Astarion anime eyes? That… Fits, honestly.

This weirdly feels like it’d be a good movie, sort of like Dog Day Afternoon. “The One Dollar Bank Heist”

It’d be hilarious if Luigi got healthcare because of that. Especially if it’s with UHC.

Those helmets were never worn outside of ceremonies, and those clothes are more victorian than medieval. And while the background does look olden style, there’s no reason a place can’t still look like that in the modern day.

There’s more to say this isn’t medieval than to say that it is.

The dwarf is in a hoodie and holding a phone. Why do you think this is medieval fantasy?

Nah, it checks out. I ran the numbers myself and I got 15.33, which is roughly 15. This, of course, assumes the age of adulthood is 21 for humans and 100 for elves, and we don’t really have a reason to doubt those numbers.

Oh, yeah, the specific example listed was solved within roughly a month of the comic being posted. But the idea still applies, as seen with the twitter post above.

There’s an XKCD comic for that.