If only I had the self-confidence of the guy who went to Australia and said “this place is called New South Wales now.”

Yeah, finding the thing that killed the priest they’re holding the funeral for. It’s not a big quest, and I completely missed it during my first playthrough too, cause you can’t trigger it after you do the Iron Throne.

There is a simply ludicrous amount of content in the game.

There is a specific note you can find if you sneak onto the submersible without Redhammer noticing you. However, if you start the Umberlee quest first, you’ll instead find his frozen corpse without a note. This situation is so specific, I’m stunned they decided to cater for it. And I had to reload in order to get my note.

Hey, I play in D&D games without my bestie no problem. However, I don’t play in D&D games with people who gaslight my bestie in an attempt to ostracise them. If you didn’t do that, I wouldn’t have left.

I’d say that trying to push someone out of the group, then getting kicked out of the group yourself, is a bit of a backfire.

It can also backfire if the other players decide they like them more than you, so they refuse to join the new campaign since the removed player isn’t there. You could lie and tell them the removed player just decided to back out, but since the players like each other, it won’t be long until they start asking why they left, and then everyone knows the truth.

Yessss… All according to plan…

Same happened to me. Then I actually became a comedian. They’re not laughing now.

Wizard number 2 about to get fired, I guess.

He wants a movie with a black man and an Asian man who hates America teaming up to fight corrupt criminals? When the last one got 17% on rotten tomatoes?

…Does anyone even want this? Even if we ignore the controversies (like Jackie Chan serving on the CPPCC, Chris Tucker flying to Epstein’s island, and Brett Ratner harrassing a dozen women we know about), who actually looks at Rush Hour 3 and waits 18 years for a sequel?

Would you believe me if I said I didn’t check your comment history before posting that? I just assumed that a programmer who plays Pathfinder also uses Linux.

It just occurred to me that Pathfinder is to D&D what Linux is to Windows. More technically complex, less moral baggage, less mainstream and its fans won’t shut up about it.

I have to believe Jerry, the exec who’s bad at his job but the CEO likes him, has 16 strikes. One more strike, and the CEO will be forced to update the policy again.

A tweet from 2019 where someone did a time travel campaign, but accidentally added a mountain that wasn’t there in the present. The players were wondering what happened to the mountain, and the DM was wondering that too. Eventually, they ran a poll, and decided it got up and walked away.

This community, back on reddit, went absolutely nuts over that. There were a LOT of memes.

I remember seeing someone describe a BBEG’s monologue as the DM saying farewell to the character. And yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, I heard about that. Pretty sure Himmler had something similar.

Relevant vid: https://youtu.be/6F74mBRjwTc

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Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad. That’s how we got salsa.

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