Well, it does in MAGAland, unfortunately.

Honestly, given that her whole thing is the climate crisis, just about the only more disrespectful thing you could’ve done was name a cryptocurrency after her.

B-but I thought they didn’t have the ability to get him out of CECOT!

I don’t think so? Yeah, every accusation is a confession and all that, but I don’t remember seeing anything to substantiate it.

Does your car have an aux port? If so, get a 3mm male-to-male audio cable and plug one end in the iPod and the other in the aux port.

Gotta milk the cash cow.

Nah, get Hilary back in there. It’s finally her time again for reals.

Well, I mean. If it’s really true that ol’ Lonnie can’t get it up anymore because of a botched gender affirming operation, it would actually be a step up, since now she doesn’t need to fuck anyone.

Could be inherited.

Wow, really? I thought that was a Kardashian.

You’d think so, wouldn’t you. And yet, they were lining up to suck his dick even after the last time.

But unlike some other Robin Hoods, can you type with an English accent?

Jokes on you, I run around with clothing turned off, so all his bits are dangling in the wind!

Is that supposed to be Shart? Wow, they did her dirty, holy shit.

So, wait. whose face is getting eaten here? The actual face itself is presumably “back in the factory with you, wage slave”, but who actually voted for this?

Crimson beyond blood that flows

Hey, no worries, man. That’s just how it goes sometimes. Appreciate the generosity anyway!

Ooh, AER Memories of Old, please, and thanks. That’s been on my wishlist for awhile.

I thought it was Mike Johnson who has the weirdo masturbation pact with his kid?