An Arkansan once told me that Florida was America’s armpit.

Knowing the Catholic Church, this is a chicken or the egg moment.

Good point! Let me rephrase. 😁

You’ve dropped the ball, America. Don’t trip over it, faceplant and give yourself permanent brain damage.

The rest of the world is watching, America.

Don’t fuck this up.

The Only Thing They Fear Is Snooze

… You right mate? Smelling toast at all?

I hope OP didn’t skimp on the milk :)

Triumph! Haven’t seen that dog in ages!

Randy will just him a signed copy of the movie

Shit Parking.

If you’re driving a 2 ton metal box and can’t have the spatial awareness to fit it into a large rectangle, you shouldn’t be on the road.

Same, no limit. Not American.

“Hey, alien planet we’ve never been on before. Let’s take our helmets off.”

“Hey our map guy got LOST inside an underground tunnel and tried to pet an alien snake and now he’s infected.”

“This medical machine is configured for men. Caesarian mode is on the left.”

I call the movie Fuckwits In Space for these and many more reasons.

I could easily make it worse by simply copying and posting a cup onto the poster.

Yes, the Internet has broken me…

Right? Plus it’s an homage to the musical and instantly recognisable.

Yup, fuck that movie with a rake. I ain’t seeing it either!

I’m thinking more the 1978 version with the crazy rotoscoping!

There will only be three and a half LOTR movies. I’m counting that weird one from the 70’s as the half.

An Audi TT.

FUCK Audi. Never again. Nothing but problems with that heap of shit, and repairs cost more than I paid for the car.