Why don’t they sponsor those migrants then?

I can just see them responding to the EU like, “Yeah, we’ll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won’t approve. That’s not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though.”

Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Democrats already proved this when Hillary was running.

Is your stance then that Republican presidents don’t support Israel?

Now I want to watch The Jackal (1997) again so I can enjoy Jack Black in this role.

More like that it was on in the first place.

Gonna be hard to get that FEMA money Texas needs every few years once they secede.

I’m sure I’m going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there’s a joke that goes:

Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.

He said, “I’ll take a coffee, with no cream.”

She responded, “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though.”

Lol

Sounds like he’d be up for some good old https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_mutilation_in_Byzantine_culture

Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, “You drove 35 miles this month!”

Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.

I used to call these sort of games “Bird-chirpers”

Cause you’d start playing and then it would suddenly be morning, and birds would be chirping.

Apple also intentionally made the green bubble contrast worse so that iPhone users would have eyestrain when conversing with non-iPhone users.

Time to make OpenASci?

/rimshot

Only to find that PETA has already stolen the dog and euthanized it, “To end its suffering.”

I have a GM vehicle I like. I already don’t pay them for OnStar. I’m certainly not going to pay them to replace my phone. And then likely have to pay for cellular access for my car.

Years ago I got the (then) admin account password at work because one of the LAN admins typed with two pointer fingers and I just watched.

Well. And maybe the new house doesn’t support their bed.