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Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass

If he’s not awake by then, give up.

I’m reading online that people get 3-8 shaves out of a blade, but they’re incredibly cheap (some are less than 10 cents per blade) so I use a new blade every time.

Lol yep, I’ve cut myself with an electric shaver before too. But I did eventually get used to DE safety razors. Recently I’ve been using a slant blade razor, it’s nice and easy and I barely ever cut myself anymore.

Yes

That was my thought too, but I ran it through 3 detectors and they all think it’s probably real. Probably 🤷

They rejected my free app because it was just a web app, and apparently an iOS app should be more than that. That’s their prerogative, but now they let these in. I should have AI rewrite my web app as slop and resubmit it.

Jiu-Jitsu. It’s fun, it’s good exercise, there’s lots to learn, and you make friends fast when you’re rolling around sweating all over each other.

Cops are allowed to lie to you relentlessly. Even if they do something illegal like questioning you without reading you your rights, they know you’ll have to fight it in court. Things are stacked in their favor pretty strongly. Even if you end up fighting them in court over a Miranda violation, that’s a problem for the prosecutor, not the cop arresting you.

Be relentlessly polite to the cops while admitting nothing. They usually don’t deserve politeness but it lessen the chance of them harming you.

Raw and wriggling!

When the hostname changes. So, never.

This is very different from the last time I had my fist that deep in a digestive tract.

It’s a mistake to act as if blame is zero-sum. There’s plenty of blame to go around! Billionaires, the media, and the voters can all be responsible!

I wash my workout clothes on the roughest setting. Probably shortens the life of the clothes but gets the stink out.

Scotland versus all 50 states: Wisconsin carries the team.

Scotland versus 49 states except Wisconsin: I’m not sure how this would turn out but I suspect Scotland would win.

Scotland plus Wisconsin versus the other 49 states: sort of like a professional sports team playing a high school sports team.

Lol my friend got busted for drinking when he was 15 because he shook his dad’s hand.

Things will mostly plod along slowly but then there will be some big event that causes usage to jump in a huge way, but not in the way that nerds like us want to see.

Actually, that has already happened. Linux is the most used OS in the world. But that’s because it underlies Android, and that’s not what most of us mean when we are talk about average people using Linux. We want to see people embracing open technologies and while Android might be open compared to Windows, it’s not open in the way that we want to see.

If Linux on the desktop ever takes off in a big way, I bet it will also be in a way that makes me say “that’s not what I meant…”

I promised to use this knowledge only for good.

Take my canoe out on the nearby lake.

Write little web apps that no one but me uses.

The Bible is more like of you took HP, LotR, and 20 other series and mashed them together.