The day they signed any contract with a washed serial rapist, let alone a guaranteed contract that completely destroyed the existing league pay scale, they lost not only their future prospects of success, but also any and all good will they had garnered as sad sack underdogs. The Browns will never win a playoff game with Watson and will have a hard time finding support or selling merchandise to anyone who isn’t a resident of Northern Ohio with Stockholm Syndrome.

I like how the headline makes it sound like he’s being condescending when he’s talking about how excited he is to get to play a game there.