Found the HOA Karen.

Arkane, and id refugees, should band together and make the single most kick ass game of all time.

%15 deet does absolutely nothing. You need the %40.

Wakes up screaming from an old Sierra games flashback

I’ve found that I can simply open a new tab for YouTube every so often, and close the old one. Perks it right up. Don’t even have to close the whole window.

China copies everything. That’s what happens when you outsource. They’re gonna start bitching about it now?

Do you ensconce yourself in bubble wrap every time you go outside?

Cowardly little shits.

Its funny, I canceled my psplus subscription that I’ve had for many years, just a few hours ago because I won’t be able to afford it for a couple months.

Now I will not be renewing it. Ever.

You could probably find you a new wife in Canada.

That’ll show the fuckers!

It really is delicious, I prefer it over real crab myself.

I also miss when Tilapia was cheap 😔

Goddamit I’ll be listening to Lonely Island for hours now…

I could however, plug the fucker into my TV and play games though.

Fuck that.

You can rip all that propane crap out of the way, and use charcoal because fuck the weak 😎

That duck likes to go in that building.

The building owners do not want the duck up in there.

The end.

Holy fuck, you’d have fun in the military.

I discovered Starfox 64 the same year I discovered weed. It was a good year.

Maybe in the future, exercise some judgment before clicking on “Terrorist attack…”