That’s how “Return of the Living Dead” ended. Spoiler: it didn’t work out well.

He had me in the first half.

Got it. Use phrases popularized by surfers/ninja turtles.

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The poster is for World War I. Your link is for World War II.

Which telescope team?

Bring one home. Mama will be so proud of you.

I’m not sure why people are downvoting you on this comment. I got the Stephen King reference too.

Yep. That’s the scene that plays in my head every time I see him too.

Wow. It wasn’t until this was posted that I realized a very young Stephen Tobolowski was in Spaceballs. That guy is in everything.

It’s pronounced just like it’s spelled.

…anyway

The article says Pentagon. Not White House.

With rice?

I have no idea if this is true, but I’d be impressed if you just made it up.