Late 50’s and always been fit. I had a crash on my motorcycle (off road, went over the bars) which took three weeks to recover from. Serious bruising to both legs as they caught on the bars. Had trouble walking for three days. Limped for over two weeks. Still got legs that range from yellow to purple.

Finally figuring out that my teen years are behind me. Now reconsidering buying a Ducati desmo450mx. Might have to be a fucking golf cart instead.

I bet it listens to everything around it, collates the data and feeds back relevant, targeted advertising. In ultra HD of course

Enshittification is a well documented and understood concept

As it should

See, that’s a double negative, so the “no’s” cancel each other out, therefore you are left with a terrorist organisation

Obviously that depends on the size of the lemon. You can probably fit about 376 of the small ones in your bottle, and four of the big ones

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Absolutely terrible. That’s just wrong. He gushed out the other side of his neck.

Leopard missed his face. Got him right on the neck.

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WoohooOoooOooOoOo…. Barbara Streisand

The ultimate participation trophy! Won’t conservatives hate that though?

My names Big Balls and I got my ass kicked by a 15 year old girl, and daddy trump gave me a medal!

Such Ralph Wiggum energy

The problem is that they do keep pushing. And getting away with it.

Difficult to tell. I need a close up to see whether it is a spatuloon or a spoonula.

I left reddit a little over two years ago. The API debacle was the end, though I had been mostly offline for a few months prior.

The fediverse has only gotten better since. However, this is my fourth account. I joined vlemmy, which disappeared overnight, then lemm.ee, which shut down recently, then another instance which wasn’t for me, and now reddthat. I also signed up for hexbear after a few beers, forgot my password, haven’t been able to contact the mods, didn’t use an email address and haven’t been able to get back in since.