Live long enough, we all fucking do.

*points to the Old part of his username*

Local Chevy dealer commercial has a woman opening the commercial with enough mascara to look like she has a chocolate starfish around each eye.

Ron’s going to take a penalty to have room to punt.

I’m pretty sure you need positive yardage to get them to respect the run.

For one weekend when no team has a Bye I’d love to see the NFL throw a flag every damn time any player begged for a flag by throwing an imaginary one. I figure the refs could still interfere with the game but at least it would be funny

Hollywood avoids original when it can just remake the shit out of something that made money before.

Fuck injuries, I hate this shit. Ruins games, careers, and everything.

As a married guy, I do not want the instant replay to invade homes everywhere. That shit sounds scary.

KC dropping passes everywhere and Wash suddenly has a QB who could have a future if the O-line doesn’t let him die first. Difference, Bienemy.

To all the Dallas and 49ers fans crowing like bitches in the first half thanking the Chiefs for exposing the Eagles as frauds, have a good night with us living in your heads rent-free.

Just once a safety on Mahomes would be fuckmazing.