He stuck his finger up his ass which caused the fumble

What if they drafted a QB who’s good at passing and put both of them in the backfield together. One snap you have runny QB, the next snap you have passy QB the defense never knows what’s coming.

I couldn’t imagine missing an opportunity like that

Erin Dolan looks like she’s going clubbing to a garbage bag/pajamas themed night

Scan the QR code to buy Robert Saleh a fucking drink after the game

Well that’s game. Insurmountable lead

What if instead of starting Boyle… the Jets had started an ad for beats headphones??

What a catch by tyreke! Make sure to catch your own deal on some shit we jacked the price up, put it on sale and called it a deal!

I wish my dad was Mike Shanahan

Now I’m spending the rest of the game looking at Deebos thick rock hard bottom, wondering if he’ll hit the ground. Thanks Chris

How’d they fit such a gigantic table on the field?

That play was a… thriller. He told him to… Beat it

Chris Collinsworth is the Dragonborn. He shouts “Fus-big-play” and there’s a big play

Not only was Peters a TE… he covered kicks. I won seats near the field that year and the fucking ground shook when he went running by. Terrifying

Shawn better hurry up and get that turkey in the oven.

That’s my secret, Cowboy fan. I’m always angry