Kelvin Benjamin and the salad bar

They couldn’t celebrate this late. The polar bears would have eaten them.

Based on that qualification, Lamar Jackson

Even on 1 free medium Pepsi day?

It’s been the same team at least twice as long as that with one brief crazy exception under BJ Tolliver of all people.

Same old Chargers. Score a million points every game only to have their opponents score three more, and all the while everyone talks about how great the Chargers QB who has little to no playoff success is incredibly talented even though he accomplishes nothing outside of stat lines. This part of the simulation’s been in a loop since I started paying attention to football during Dan Fouts’ era.