I’m not convinced the US is a first-world country.

Neither are we

~ Americans

I’m following Mark Twain’s guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.

Aww slowly puts the hammer back

Sounds like a fun lawsuit. I say elevate that shit to the top.

My ISP every few months:

"We can upgrade yo-

Does the upload speed upgrade too?

"Well, no- click

lil bruh passes you and gets in front of you in traffic

then goes 1mph slower

no one in front of both of you

Looks like I’m aiming pringles can directional antennas at McDonalds again like the 00’s.

No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say ‘oblige them’, in no sweeter terms.

There’s one type of leftist, the one that left reddit. Everyone still there is either slow to action or larping.

nottheonion

I’ve seen every other milestone get hit. So, since it isn’t stopping, how long do we have, you reckon?

I can pirate and indulge in my inner child from time to time knowing that cast and crew created lifetime bonds and had that experience with us - the fans.

Rowling? There aren’t enough buses on earth to toss her under.

Black Dickys.

“A mechanic is assaulting me!”

Job creator.

We have more going for us than just people falling in love with their refrigerators to lessen the pool.

Men are a deflationary asset due to war and breaking every rule in a warehouse safety manual. We also aren’t quite as smart, and most of us enjoy explosives, guns and driving fast. If anything, it’s a miracle anyone has a grandpa or makes it past age 60.

Indeed, and I haven’t heard any controversies.

…I am open to anyone who may have one to share.

Is Windscribe in bed with any lizard men?

Their band has Botch and Deadguy energy, early Every Time I Die, with some Chariot and Norma Jean tossed in for good measure. Not quite grindcore, not clean or melodic enough to be metalcore. I’d say call them hardcore metal and leave it at that.

He ain’t lyin’!