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Smoking saved Scotty and killed Spock. Leonard Nimoy died of COPD from smoking.

Son, I didn’t get a chance to play ball with you when you were growing up. Let’s make up for lost time.

A person’s a person no matter how small

inside scoop

Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.

Perhaps a philosofist

And the area where warfare/military events happen is called a theater.

GAU-10s if they want

I am heavy weapons guy

No, I am heavy weapons guy

Joke’s on you. To compensate for her loss of smell, she developed super hearing. Now she hears you fart every time.

Sure, just let me buy this one thing first.

This why he is just egg boy. One day, he will transcend.

What’s a nice couch like you doing on a plane like this?

flexibility and reach was an issue.

REACHER

Did someone say frijoles?

Lawyer: do you have any secret family?

Vance: no

Wife: pulls out controller and presses X

This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.

Fan: Touch tha Messi

Bodyguard: Nope. No touchy tha Messi

Driving on the highway

Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.

⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.

Tesla: OTA update successful

I, for one, would love to be bread.

Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.