I’ve always thought it was just rich people making sure they had laborers.

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

First the Batmobile lost its wheel.

What if one’s name is Cujo?

These are the worst Skyrim/Bethesda perk effect double-sided sword tradeoffs ever.

Those in hospice really don’t pull that hard on the leash.

Obviously this was a coping mechanism he was using because he couldn’t make women feel anything (including your ex wife).

Yeah but was that just a lie?

“We don’t blame the book because Catcher in the Rye didn’t have a conversation with him and tell him to kill John Lennon. That’s the difference.”

Speak for yourself, please.

I don’t buy this at all. Why are missiles the same size as grenades/knives, why does he fly like a weird bird and if that child is on such a flammable box spring, why isn’t it alight?

I will say that it’s just speculation from an academic, though. Time will tell. You’re literally describing the entirety of NPR.

Or, more likely, Claude will launch them.

Why are these people just hanging out in the middle east?

ID.ME is awful and buggy.

7-11 was a Part Time JOB!

This is basically just a UPS store with better dressed employees and cheating as satire.

Is it because they’re incompetent?

Do you have an App that offers better places to shop?

“GIVE ME BACK MY SON AND A DISCOUNT ON PAPAYA FRUITS!” Sir, this is a 7-11 (both of those are on markup now because you asked).

What if someone else on the list dies before my designated time. Does the list reset?