They’ll listen to the courts and be totally responsible from now on. You can bet on it. It’s a losing bet, but you can bet on it.

Bad fake nails on a bloated corpse hand atop muh crotch. How did you know?

Chickens love anything green.

I know what he can do. Set up an Only Fans of him crying about how bad he has it. He can charge a dollar a month and before you know it, he’ll be able to pay some of his creditors.

27k for a SUV with 469hp?

I guess they’ll have to use some of their other spyware

What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?

No take backs on a triple dog dare. Everybody knows that.

Back in the 90’s I saw a bunch of apocalypse foretelling videos that said a golden haired devil would be the ultimate sign and that he would have his followers wear his symbol. It’s really all coming together.

Even the Egypt stuff with the underground chambers. Next they’ll find something breathtaking under the sphinx’s right paw and they’ll also learn how to read the data in the crystal skulls, but it will all be too late.

You’d think they would have learned something from the Madagascar movies.

Interesting. Might have to try it… Hopefully Elmo doesn’t sully the place too much.

Generally, you really have to try to die in a tutorial. Impressive.

Yes, for Darth Vader. How dare they sully his good name.

And when is his pardon?

Sounds like true love to me

I get it too. People would rather start calling you names than have a discussion. I think it’s the “with us or against us” mentality as a whole that makes people very volatile.

You sound like a reasonable person though, so I hope you don’t depart.

"…measure that would allow the new parents to designate a colleague to vote for them for 12 weeks after they or their spouse welcome a new child."

For some reason I read this as a spouse welcome a new child without the Congress person. (as in born of someone else)

Let’s just hope it doesn’t go both ways. I’d hate to see him start beating people at work in a drunken stupor.

Sounds like Vlady is really taking the peace talks seriously. I’m sure he just need 160k peace keepers to help rebuild. He’s a super reasonable guy.

Someone had some beef with Tennessee