Thanks for being here to make this comment for is all. Fuck Microsoft.

I dont think she wants to hear me go on and on about how I didnt ask for this life she forced upon me.

I dont think she wants to talk to me anyways, I keep sending her the bills for my living expenses and she never replies.

How do you do fellow straights

Worse? I’ve gotten way better with all this practice. Goodbye casual alcoholism, hello Ranked alcoholism.

Hey its me, your internet.

Now playing Andrew WK - I get wet

Can confirm. I dont leave my basement or get healthcare.

Politicians have already been assassinated. The ones from minnesota.

Wow thats so offensive to ask. Get Out! /$

We arent even visible to the haters ;_;

Gamers rise up!

The first xcom game is still the best one. More units equals more fun

Suicide

I was referencing nation states in general, not a subsection of the working class. Don’t get me wrong, rightoids are unbearable. I wish I could vacate this planet and leave them to play their shitty reindeer games with each other.

These institutions (nation states) garner a level of devotion much like religion, regardless of their ideology. Tribalism.

Nation states path to power is the capability to muster greater standing armies then other more decentralized ways of life. That is why the working class is so heavily divided through these imaginary lines on the globe.

Everybody Sucks Here

All drugs should be legal and regulated

Got super duper wasted and walked home. I finally got home and got naked and decided to jerk one out to help sleep. Then some random person walked in.

I was in the wrong house.

Just bring a empty jug and stab the bottom and enjoy your free milk buffet.

I like my browser hard AF

I’m sure everyone has heard of insane drama from monogamous relationships as well. Maybe its just a human thing?