FUCK, was this a Dark Tower spoiler??? I keep meaning to read past the first book.

Sounds shady. Prolly for the best they banned you.

OPs IQ^-1

I didn’t steal this industrial freezer because I’m NOT concerned about fruit stackability.

THIS level of political nuance qualifies as torture? He boiled it down for us into TWO men’s decisions and delivered it in like 300 words.

Yeah, we’re cooked.

Idk that food vernacular is necessarily downstream of rigorous taxonomies at all lol.

The good news is that these things pass, buddy. All things pass, and it’s almost over really. This economy, this president, they won’t last forever. This country, this current set of land masses, this current set of planets. It’s all gonna just…pass. Gonna be just one drop in a lake of space and an ocean of time. Gonna be pressed into a microscopic crease in the fabric of a spacetime already contorted by titanic folds of incomprehensible number and arrangement. Until it can hardly be said to have happened at all.

Imagine, instead, a joke. Cause that’s what’s going on here. There’s no chance that this guy is serious and seriously thinks he knows the particulars of how a universal simulation is being implemented.

If you think Moe’s holds a candle to Chipotle, you should have your voter registration revoked.

OK well my counter story is that I move a lot for work too and I’m only slightly overweight but my upper back feels like it’s going to break in half when I wake up in the mornings, and my lower back tingles like a 9 volt battery to the tongue just always. 32 yo.

I guess just do whatever and maybe your back will feel fine and maybe it won’t. Just like all health advice.