I wonder if the headline was written by an AI

I’ve heard people are selling to buy oil

Makes me glad I almost never handle cash then.

Was going to say…

Who even carries paper currency on them?

Turning Point USA: How one student in a diaper caused an eruption in the conservative youth organization

Truth is stranger than fiction

Doing a superficial investigation and report on the acquisition will cement it against challenge by states and future federal administrations.

Not that any Democratic administration has the balls to invoke Antitrust provisions in a material way (or, at least, a way courts won’t immediately block). But someone in TrumpWorld might be savvy enough to do enough ass-covering to avoid the tail risk.

If you don’t vote for Clinton, Cuomo, and Eric Adams, you’ll get something worse!

looks at the thing that is worse

It’s their biggest donor

It’s crazy how many people love to blot the Clintons (and Larry Summers and the Cuomos and the rest) out of their brains the moment it’s convenient.

“There is only one party in the United States, the Property Party … and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat. Republicans are a bit stupider, more rigid, more doctrinaire in their laissez-faire capitalism than the Democrats, who are cuter, prettier, a bit more corrupt — until recently … and more willing than the Republicans to make small adjustments when the poor, the black, the anti-imperialists get out of hand. But, essentially, there is no difference between the two parties.”

― Gore Vidal

The joke is that they’re all child molesters.

Hey now. The deranged right aren’t all bad.

They gave us AI and vaccine denial and climate change, which I’ve been raised to believe are all good things.

The Life and Times of Reading Toxic Men #14 | George Orwell: The Colonial Cop and the Cynic of Power

Incidentally, Orwell never got to see his books truly take off. He died of tuberculosis at age 46. However, his more explicitly anti-communist works were picked up by Allen Dulles, at the CIA and turned into children’s cartoons.

In 1950, after Orwell’s death, the CIA arranged for an animated film to be made based on the book. However, it pushed several changes. It transformed Orwell’s generally positive depiction of Snowball (Leon Trotsky), emphasized that the animals on some neighboring farms were perfectly content with their treatment by the human farmers, and changed the ending to show the other animals rising up to overthrow the pigs. The adaptation was unpopular in theaters, but it was widely shown in US and UK classrooms and was translated and distributed in other countries.

In an ironic twist, the books about state manufactured propaganda and national indoctrination became tools of state manufactured propaganda and national indoctrination.

Real “Don’t Build The Torment Nexus” moment.

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Broke: Using an AI to arbitrarily blacklist books based on a black box algorithm.

Woke: Banning 1984 because it’s capitalist propaganda written and published by war criminals.

Glad to hear it. Was playing that game just last night.

Lots of fun, but it’s still very rough around the edges with the interface, the visuals, and the single player campaign.

Do not go into that boy’s restroom.

90% of a Congressman’s job is just fundraising. They aren’t working seven months a year, they’re hustling 24/7/365.

It’s just that the “hustle” mostly involves dining at high end restaurants and golfing at luxury resorts in between begging billionaires for money.

“What they’re doing is illegal!”

“Sir, you’re being served with papers for a crime you’ve committed”

“I don’t have time for this, I’m on TV!”

Only if you replaced OP with a twink.

Girl makes the same video

Plot Twist: It’s the same video, but the “girl” is edited in via AI.

Double plot twist: The views and reacts are also fake, because YouTube is flooded with bot accounts

Triple plot twist: AI making AI videos for AI consumption is technically gay and simping

Quadruple plot twist: It’s a fix-it video. People are taking the information you put out there and using it to fix their shit. Why are you complaining?

Quintuple plot twist: Neither of these videos take place in an attic.

Genuinely curious why these chuckle fucks haven’t done a Hiroshima over Tehran by now. It’s just about the only thing they (and Israel) haven’t tried.

The only two explanations I’ve got is (1) the protocol for releasing nuclear weapons for active use is such a slog that these dipshits don’t want to go through the paperwork or (2) our nuclear arsenal isn’t remotely as battle-ready as we’ve advertised.