@NorskSud Or we could try thinking for ourselves and growing up into accepting mortality as just another critter in a finite universe.
(I do love any good shittalking about the middle eastern fanfic tho. See also the reject modernity, embrace tradition gay Greek memes…)
@NorskSud Leave those sociable, intelligent fellow mortal critters alone. We already have such a minor deity and all they require in offerings is tannins and caffeine.