My friend got to go last summer. He was really excited, it’s something he’s always wanted to do.
Whenhe got there and looked around he was so disappointed. It’s a cheap place with very few things to even look at. He said it was as if someone decided thier restaurant wasn’t making money so they kind of turned it into a “museum”.

Perchlorate is used to control static electricity in food packaging. Sprayed onto containers it stops statically charged food from clinging to plastic or paper/cardboard surface. It’s also used in fertilizers.

That’s why.

T-shirt and hospital pants.

OK computer

This thing just writes itself, we’re not even doing anything!

No one even noticed it’s Voyager 40k

But then! Just as they’re about to lose, there is no hope…

They combine their beards together into one unstoppable… uh, beard!

Instead of a training montage, there’s a beard growing montage. That’s when you know they mean business.

“You thinking what I’m thinking? It’s time…”.
“To grow the beard.”

“You picked the wrong dining set, Bad Guy.”

“I’m going to step over you like the back of a chair.”

Star Trek is like “the Simpsons did it first” but for actor bit parts.

I can’t believe Adam Scott got his start as a Data stunt double before Parks and Recs. Crazy how Hollywood works.

No, Donny. These men are red shirts. There’s nothing to worry about.

I saw that. That’s the post I got the meme from. This is more about O’Brian trying to replicate that with the transporter buffer.

Venom is a tool. A goal. An ideal that O’Brian could achieve.

How can you not see that!? Am I the only one that’s not crazy around here!

If we time it right, hit the buffer while going at the correct warp speed… Can you call Janeway and Tom in here as well please.

A pure being that will battle the evil known as the ticketmaster! I will make a better man. Soon my work will be completed, and they will all stop laughing at me! Always laughing at me! Go from the porch, into my garden, I’m going hungry

It’s all about metrics. That’s the core reason for all of it. Someone wants jobs wanted numbers. Someone wants application review numbers. Interview numbers. Numbers metrics wasting time proof you’re doing something.

Another reason is to appear fair (which is just another metric). New manager position open, but you already know who you’re giving it to? Doesn’t matter, you have to post the listing and follow up with everything that entails.

Thank you. Now, if you would please step onto the teleporter pad I’d like to try something.