Me, Laughs in electric bicycle.

No child left behind broke education in this country. It tied school funding to standardized tests. Schools that do poorly get their funding slashed, and it’s a downward spiral. That policy did nothing to address the racial and economic inequity that causes children to struggle in school. Instead of schools teaching critical skills, all the teaching became centered around passing a test; tests that were racially or economically biased. On top of this, schools promote children to the next grade instead of making them repeat a grade when they haven’t mastered the material, or make them go to summer school, which is more akin to daycare, and then pass the kid.

2, 3, or 25. (I hated getting my hands dirty and preferred to eat out of a cup.)

Needs a nsfw tag

I’m on the gay and antifa list for sure.

Good.

Microsoft is high on it’s own supply. The leadership is so out of touch with its customers that I can’t wait to watch them hit bottom.

Oh no, those poor thieves.

E = MC²

Energy is matter with some speed of light fuckery.

This is why I found an apartment next door to a hospital. As long as I can crawl, no ambulance needed.

Eventually the only escape will be suicide. If it came down to it, I’d end things on my terms rather than be enslaved to be a baby maker.

I assume it’s sarcasm.

Pop goes the bubble.

How long before we are just mass growing babies in petri dishes and decanting bottles on an assembly line like brave new world?

Are you trying to make a point that correlation does not equal causation? Cause I have been scratching my head wondering what your comment has to do with the current discussion in this thread.

Lyrics:

I’ll never understand why women deliberately choose to be with

Fuckbois and assholes instead of a nice guy like me

I open doors for the bitches, they don’t even blow me kisses

I guess the only person who will suck my dick is me

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two

My mom says I should get a job

But she knows I’m fucking busy playing Xbox

Showering is a fucking waste

Don’t you know I got video games to play?

I’m not like other guys

They’re all after only one thing

I’m not a typical douche-bag

So why don’t you play with my dingaling?

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two

My balls are huge

They’re constantly a shade of blue

It’s almost like none of these bitches or hoes have a motherfucking clue of

All of the stress and the pain that they’re forcing my balls and my dick and my

Asshole to go through

I am so fucking tired of explaining how I am a nice guy

All of you chads and you normies could never

Begin to understand the grievances of our penises

This is the incel anthem

Involuntarily celibate but I’m celebrating

I don’t even know your name, I’m already masturbating

I hope you like bodybuilders, my right arm will be amazing

I know you don’t know me but

This relationship is worth saving

You and your boyfriend should breakup

Doesn’t he feel threatened by me?

When will you ever fucking wake up

and realize that you should fuck me

My dad says I smell like a skunk

But I just don’t give a fuck

How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t need a job

You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not fucking god

You put me in the friend-zone

All I want is in your end-zone

You’re so beautiful I want to make you mine

But if you don’t reply I’ll end your fucking life

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you

I am a nice guy

So why won’t you let me fuck you?

I am a nice guy

Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two

Thank you for this!

The execs really want it . . . . so payroll can be eliminated.

I don’t play minecraft, and I live under a rock so, I didn’t understand the meme. TIL Notch took the good will he received from the gaming community and summarily flushed it down the toilet.

🤣 This made me laugh so hard.