Still don’t understand how Jacksonville is 8-3

If the Packers win the game, I will drink out of sadness.

If the Packers lose this game, I will drink to celebrate

STOP PUTTING US ON PRIMETIME

Ironic that the team from New York named the jets are football terrorists

This is a ludicrous amount of commercials

Fuck I hate it when football interrupts the commercials

Why are they showing shots of Manhattan? Show Florham Park you cowards

You guys don’t understand guys, Tyreek was acting in self-defense when he beat the shit out of his girlfriend

When to you guys think Aaron Rodgers will make the pre-ordained switch from football to welfare fraud

Vikings are gonna be nasty with Aaron Rodgers

Are there actually any dolphins near Miami?

Microwaved Thanksgiving leftovers taste better than the original meal and you can’t convince me otherwise

I’m so fucking full I don’t think I’m eating for a week

Why the fuck were all three games today the exact same thing? One team takes the lead while the other plays sloppy as fuck, then the losing team gets some points back but all along you know there’s no chance of a comeback once the leading team starts trying again. What a horrendous day of football

This commercial is false advertising. I can’t stick with my team through the ups and downs because there ARE NO UPS

The helmet being screwed back got me thinking, when are we gonna have cyborg football players

I’m gonna do what I should’ve done at the beginning of Lions-Packers and start drinking

Seattle has some great original names for their teams. Sounders, Seahawks, Kraken, Mariners, SuperSonics (RIP) is a fantastic set of names

This has been a shit day of football

Is Texas real, or was it just invented by Europeans as an exaggerated caricature of the USA?