Republicans have taught Americans to resent public education. Also, most teachers are Women, so I’ll let fill in the blanks.

Shout out methylphenidate

Obviously, they’re liberating the world of women from Iran /s

Springboard. Fucking awful.

Oh, that’s just the credit card I eat sometimes. I like to go down to the fridge on the weekend and shove that shit in like an atm. My prostate makes the “munch munch” ticket feeder sound every time.

Threat of injury/ abduction

Damn, you’re making me miss Westwood.

I’ve been enjoying the new season of Primal.

Lmao dude you get punched?

Oh, they’re 10 and learned reddit terms.

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Hit box bro

But those are my Mexicans

I see we’re having a debate about tasting shit. May I politely ask, would you like to “eat shit”?

Personally, nah.

I tried to get into ketchup spaghetti. I tried

Mud room

Stickers are a form of virtue signaling. Invest in that place/ event/ product and enjoy your free sticker/ self advertising. If you want something personal, invest in an old cricket cutter and create your own design. You can also talk to people who have crickets and ask them/ rent them. “Cool” is defined by you. Put whatever you want on your water bottle.

Edit: Also, I have a cricket. Up to you if you want free stickers. I’m limited. Up to you.

My favorite will always be wartime foods. Shit on a shingle and spam on rice are fucking amazing.

Ur mom

Yes