I assumed that most people scroll with their scrollwheel and that scrollbar is just there to indicate the page size and current position

For those interested in the packaging, here’s a transcript.

通用名稱：寵物零食??

品名：多特思寵物零食?條

口味：雞肉口味

原料組成：凍雞肉、水、魚?、???、??車前子殼

???組成：牛磺酸、???、?多酚

樣品成分分析保證值（以???）：粗蛋白質 ≥ 4.0%、粗脂肪 ≥ ???%、粗纖維 ≤ 2.5%、粗灰分 ≤ ???%、牛磺酸 ≥ 0.05%、水分 ≤ ?.0%

生產企業：?州??寵物食品有限公司

生產地址：?東省*大?

Two different bad designs

[…] they are actually illegal to say because they’re an insult to God or the religion in general.

What? That seems excessive.

lín-niâ-khah-hó

章魚哥

Sometimes I want to piss even when my bladder is mostly empty

Correct

I can’t unsee it now. thank you!

General Tso Chicken Rib – $5

It tastes like nothing

「你有非死不可嗎」是無效自殺防治標語；「我沒有非死不可」是嫌犯請求減刑的說詞。

我只有在2016年買的通訊紀錄簿中，看過這個詞，因此推斷，大家都用臉書或者是FB等稱呼，沒想到真的有人非死不可……

they used way too much puns in Taiwan. they are mostly names of new products. Examples:

• 花現莓好（發現美好）

• 莓有你不行（沒有你不行）

• 洗翻你（喜歡你）

• 好運蛇出來 (no translation as this uses words from zh-min-nan)

• 芋見泥眞好（遇見你眞好）

• 購車送豪禮

• Fun 暑假（放暑假）

• 可口可樂

• “My 麥 dear friends~”

• 五鮮級（五星級）

• 美術系（賣壽司）

  

• (Standard) Mandarin: the Chinese “dialect” that most westerner learns.
• Chinese: languages such as mandarin, min, yue, which are not necessary mutually comprehensible. For example, there are eight tones in zh-min-nan, compared to four in standard mandarin. The grammar, common words and idioms are also somewhat different, although sloppy translations are unifying the grammar of zh-min-nan and mandarin in Taiwan.
• SC, TC: They both refer to Standard Mandarin in most contexts, but different script and words are used. Mostly mutually comprehensible disregarding political issues. However, these two terms can also refer to the script (simplified vs. traditional) themselves. Note that TC shouldn’t be mapped to zh-tw, since zh-tw and zh-hk are no less different that en-us and en-gb.

A lot of them… name of elements

Only two of them (釷, 鈥: Holmium) are currently used element names.

It is unfortunate that the characters 鈥釷 are replaced by 钬钍, ruining the consistency.

Recognised characters:

• 淦 – alt. form of 幹 – alt. form of 姦, from zh-min-nan – fuck
• 釷 – thorium
• 林 – forest; a surname
• 沐 – appears in 沐浴 – shower
• 杜 – appears in 杜甫 – a famous poet
• 淡 – watered down; appears in 淡水 – fresh water
• 炎 – flame
• 灶 – stove
• 圭 – appears in 日圭 – alt. form of 日晷 – sundial

Maybe it was renamed? It’s weird that I’ve handled CDs but not DVDs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD

DVD (digital video disc or digital versatile disc) is a digital optical disc data storage format.

TIL: savoury yoghurt exists.

to be fair, i shouldn’t be that surprised since we have savoury soy milk here.

I have licked both. Licking table salt is more intense.

It is meant to be taken literally. It seems that I’ve consumed way too much sugar. (30 g / 1000 ml is normal to me)