My own.

It’s cliché but listening to my gut typically works out

Good time for crime!

I got a coin purse I can drop in the tray. They can’t keep it but they can admire it.

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And overusing exective orders.

It would be funny if the next guy signed one saying all of trumps executive orders are null. It won’t happen because dems love this shit as much as republicans they just won’t say it out loud.

Prawns and shrimp are actually different species.

Chef Skrimp proud on the inside

I can only imagine what his will says. Knowing trump it’ll make the entire family implode.

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I honestly really appreciated this heartfelt story my guy. I’m glad things worked out for you.

When you’re here you’re narcan’d

It sounds like you used to sit alone at lunch in high school.

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because he’s homophobic.

Normal people wouldn’t care but he would.

JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for sub-maga

Cocksucker Carlson*

How have the tweakers not handled it already

But once those extra weeks come and go, those eggs will not be good anymore for any purpose.

Depends on if you have enemies or not

Probably already on SU