Yes, because we all know that prostitutes are never victims of human trafficking. Stupid clickbait.

Wow, just wow. Are your arms sore from all of that reaching?

How is Guardians 3 a conservative Christian movie? You know the director, James Gunn, is very outspokenly progressive, right?

Yep, complete hypocrite that doesn’t stand behind a single thing she supposedly believes in.

God, Shiv sucks. I felt so bad for Tom.

I won’t spoil anything but yeah, they all pretty much suck lol.

Rupert Murdoch is directly responsible for an overwhelmingly large amount of the bullshit that is American politics and cancel culture today. He is a cancer to society and I hope he dies a slow, miserable death. You are on here acting like he isn’t one of the worst human beings to have existed in the past century.

Dude literally created the 24 hour news cycle and the dogshit that has been destroying the US for the last few decades. You think all those people would have gathered on January 6th without Faux News telling them the election was stolen?

Is Lachlan a Kendall, a Roman, or a Connor?

Sorry, all I heard was you have a shit sense of humor and don’t understand satire.

Dude, I’m a big fan of satire. You’re still here, days later, trying to convince me of how funny this “satire” is and how I don’t get it. Satire and dry humor are a second language to me. This is just a very shitty attempt at satire. Go take a nap or something.

Dude we get it. Shitty “satire” account is your alt and shitty satire is shitty satire. Find a new hobby, because you suck at satire.

When you have to point out that something is satire, it’s pretty dogshit satire.

If you have to point out that you’re doing satire, you’re pretty dogshit at satire.

It’s a shitty parody account and we all know it’s your alt, weirdo.

Wait until you see…MCU Daredevil haha

Those shows are legitimately just shitty movies broken down to bite size 20 minute chunks. I thought Quibi died already?!

We were getting that with the Netflix and even ABC shows. Sadly, they’ve gone for quantity over quality with the Disney+ shows and nothing TV-MA exists in the MCU anymore. The new book that shows the official timeline completely leaves out all shows that weren’t made for Disney+.

Get ready for CGI fest Daredevil. Remember him doing CGI backflips and shit in She-Hulk? Welcome to Disney’s Daredevil haha.

Hey guys this is satirical! Don’t find it funny? Maybe check my entire account history and determine that it’s satirical in nature?! WHY ISN’T ANYONE LAUGHING AT THE HILARIOUS SATIRE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO DISTINGUISH FROM THE REAL THING?!!1!