Please kill it harder

• “Hey could I get you in my office for a sec”
• “Yeah what’s up?”
• “Yeah so listen you’re fired”
• “Oh hey, you are too!”

Sit on a hot desk outside his office and just let it rip with a chesty cough.

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The conspiracy theorists are going to run wild with this one.

The Filipino in me is going crazy rn

Wtf no

Jack Nicholson furiously smiling and nodding GIF

“Alright mister, you misbehave 7 more times and you’re done for… for a year… on that account that you’re using”

I’ve never been an active Twitter user but it surprises me how much they do seem to be getting away with. Does it really not bother most people? Last time I logged in (before deactivating my account like a month ago) it seems like people I followed were still going about using it as usual. I suppose similarly I’m saying that here on Lemmy having migrated from Reddit - and Reddit is very much active after its own drama too, I guess.

Oh yeah yeah jetpacks no worries totally normal

I have an alt on https://sh.itjust.works/ because I like that it’s powered by 99% renewable energy. I did attempt to sign up for Aussie.zone too but I think that’s still awaiting approval.

EDIT: Oh yeah and I do have an account on kbin.social as well