AxExRx

Before spandex was invented, they did it naked.

I went from being the oldest to the middle sibling to the youngest child over the course of my childhood.

Had a younger brother, then we adopted my cousins as teens, a d a few years later, my brother passed.

Consecutively or simultaneously?

Some people are just genetically nocturnal. I had one grandparent who was early to bed. Everyone else in my family is somewhere between 12 and 2 am. As we get older we seem to need less and less sleep though. By 70, my nan was averaging 4 hours. Up to bed at 1, up a 5am to teach her 6am colege classes.

My other grandma slept 3x 2 hour bouts thought the day my whole life. 2hr nap around lunch, another after dinner, then shed be up til 2am, and ‘go to bed’ just to be back up around 4am. I think that had somwthing to do with her living most her life off the grid and having a wood stove got heat her whole life.

If the possum turns out to be live, it may become a gateway bidet.

For a minute I thought U/shittymorph had left reddit.

Why would the owls be migrating East/ West? So e they just go north/ south?

Theyre really nor great for cutting bread, either. When im in a kitchen and going to be slicing a lot of bread, I use an extra long, (14-16") well sharpened chef knife. Most will cut through a loaf in one stroke once you get the pressure down.

Only thing I will use a serated for in a professional setting is lettuce(you actually want the tearing- it means it breaks in between cell walls, and bruises and wilts slower)

And some rare applications cutting meat while its still partially frozen, or shredding it off around the bone.

My EDC is a ‘kitchen knife.’ When I switched from kitchens to construction, I kept carrying my Kuhn Rikon messier knives, and its great. Ive got like a dozen of them, so whenever they get dull I just throw em inba cup and sharpen a bunch up.

But they hold an edge well, and are surprisingly stable for the other weight. And price. Ive even spilt small logs by hammering the back of it with a second log.

No Quite what you meant, but for 5 years, we had a math teacher, Dr Mohamed Kahn. I never had him, but pretty much everyone said he was horrible. Rude, incredibly sexist, and often didnt know the precalc he was meant to be teaching.

Eventually, this came to a head, when he failed a girl on her test, she claimed her answers were right, and he said something along the lines of, what does it matter? If you want an A ill just give you a 100 for the year if you want- you’re a woman, so you’re just wasting time in school before you’re old enough to get married’

That was enough to get people talking, and provoke a response. Which came from one of the kids parents, a cop, doing an actual background check. It turned out there was a Dr Mohamed Kahn, with degrees is Mathematics and education from Oxford who graduated in 1983. But as you can imagine, he was not teaching at a public school in a small town in rhe US. With a few phone calls, the detective parent was able to reach him, at the school in GB he was teaching at. Turns out, the principals idea of a background check had been to call the numbers listed as references on his resume, and confirm with Oxford that they had infact graduated a Dr Mohamed kahn in 1983, and that was it.

We dont know what tipped him off, but the next Monday, he was paged to the office, and just took off. Over the next decade, there were reports of one of his students or a other running into him, and calling the police, usually spotting him working at some convenience store or another around the area, but they’ve never caught up to him.

I went to a hippy private school for a couple years at the end of elementary/ begining of middle school.

Had an acquaintance from the public schools who was trying it out to see if she wanted to join for the spring semester.

There was a pretty random activity going on that day (tldr is potluck style turkey stuffing had devolved into eating candy while ruining spaghetti squash)

So we’re filed into the room, and go grab a seat at the art room 4 tops. The teachers hand us each a squash, then a random bowl of candy. My friend is looking at me preplexed and asks what’s going on.

The teacher, now ready to go over the activity shushed her, and says “i dont know how they do it in the public schools, but here, we raise our hand when we want to talk.” And starts her explanation.

My friend, annoyed at the teachers snide remark, raises her hand in the air, and says, talking over the teacher, “if dont know who raised you ms M, but its rude to interrupt people! I was talking to my friend and you butted in… then turning to me, now, as I was saying, AxExRx, What the FUCK is going on here?”

Tbf, logo magnets are pretty popular instead of stickers where im from, and often tend to slide a little bit after a while.

There was a carpenter in my town who had a joke buisness sticker on his truck for years that said “morning wood lumber co- you wont be able to slumber, when we deliver our lumber”

An upside down part ID sticker that has a big L ans 73 on it.

Sometimes I find mine cuddling with my CC.

I think its less a data point they want for checking id (although I did know a dude who got busted trying to use his sister’s ID while underage. She had short hair and a gender neutral name, but he had a mustache. Otherwise he looked plausibly like the photo, but there was that pesky F on the liscence.)

I think its more a matter of having it as a search criteria for narrowing database searches. Which logically should make it more useful as a ‘gender presentation’: M/F/other.

Got surveilance tape of a clearly masculine perp? 5’8, caucasian, blond hair, dark beard? You dont want your search clogged up with all the AMAB, who dont match the photo because they’ve transitioned, and missing all the AFABs whove started HRT and now have/ could have a beard.

Eight, but why? Why not create a company that generates, say a $100M a year, building something thata got just a basic level of perpetual demand, and just let that ride.

Instead of either pushing it till the wheels come off,over producing until you crash the market, or trying to spread to so many roles the whole thing colapses, why not just say this company is perfect, and ifnyou want more, just spin up a new entirely separate, unrelated buisness?

Ive had a couple of times where one of my girl friends has asked me if I could be at a bar they were going on a date at to keep an eye on it in the background. Not like sit down or get to know the guy or anything, just keep an eye out and be there if things go south.

Several times ive known the guy as well. One time I accidentally recruited the date to help me keep an eye on my friend. Had no idea the 2 had never actually met (grew up a grade apart, been in the same social circles for decades)

There’s a unix/eunuchs joke in there somewhere.

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